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The Kid May Not Be His Son, But He Wants To Pick Books For One.
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The self-proclaimed King Of Pop, Michael Jackson, is preparing for his comeback. After lackluster sales of his efforts such as dance remix compilations “Blood On The Dance Floor” and the badly marketed double CD compilation History. He has turned to some of the most successful producers in the R&B industry to drop tracks for his upcoming album in the hopes of maintaining the crown jewels. Even with his fate at Sony in doubt, he has launched an initiative to start a book club for kids.
Wanna Be Starting Something
 Michael Jackson plans on starting a book club for little boys and girls. Spurred on by the success of Oprah Winfrey’s book club, Jackson plans to recommend reading material to children for whom he shares a special love. Jackson had one time even planned an educational cable network with Michael Milken, however the idea never got past the initial stage.
It’s Torture
In a sad attempt to adjust to the realities of teeny boppers screaming for boy band groups like N’Sync, Backstreet Boys, and 98 Degress, Michael Jackson is also attempting to put his brothers together again for a reunion album in the hopes of creating that spark they once had in the 70’s. Doesn’t he realize that his brothers are now middle-aged men with various neuroses about their facial features and size 40 waistlines? They are not exactly Right-On pinup material.
Beat It
Off the wall as it may seem, the first book in the club is rumored to be a hot property about a kid lawyer who defends his classmates in court. It’s a fascinating look at the legal system and one boy’s briefs.
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some people just dont know when to quit. mike need to take his pasty ass back into his chamber. |
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